2005jan29. The girlfriend wanted to purchase a birthday cake for me for my birthday because I had a birthday which coincidentally is very close to the anniversary of this web|og which is now SIX years old put that in your pipe and save it for later. It was a cake that had this weird matching funds thing where if you bought a cake for n dollars then another n dollars was magically donated to various zoo animals for a new basketball court or some such. So she called up the place and said “it should be free of nuts” because Jesus, this is like my cake, right? And it’s a big cake, three layers of cake. She goes to the place when the cake should be ready and they don’t have any nut-free cakes ready. But the cake chef says “I’m really sorry, I’ve got one that just needs to be frosted, and that will be your cake,” and the girlfriend goes “okay” and the cake chef frosts the cake and then gives it to the girlfriend for f r e e because she had to wait around six minutes for the cake. See what joy a nut-free life is?
So I guess the zoo animals got the royal screw job, there [puts right arm in crook of left arm, lifts left fist upward in strong snap-like motion].