2005jan26. Day Two of Phoenix Water Problems. There is “no bacteria” but we are being told not to shower, not to wash the dishes. These interruptions in the social order can lead to chaos – if I am not clean, why should I go to work to-day? Will I have to slug a fellow shopper in the nuts to get that last precious gallon of bottled tap water? Clearly this simple, unassuming molecule (H1.5O) is the secret lynchpin of our modern way of life and we as a people should come together to OH MY GOD STARBUCKS CAN'T MAKE COFFEE

