2005jan26. Catching up on mail. Oddly enough, it’s mostly all about my growing, pulsating candy cigarette business. Thus:
I am unable to find your candy (cigarette) sticks ANYWHERE around my home! We are desperate. I am a 46 year old father of four and I won’t even share these things with my kids! :)
Yeah, I can’t find them anywhere around my home, either. I searched in the bathroom earlier to-day. Nothing.
Can I order directly from your company or can you please tell me somewhere near my town (area code 44514 – Youngstown, Ohio) that I can find these. The stores I used to get them from have replaced them with nasty tasting Necco brand!
Actually I rather like the Necco brand, as far as sugar-based candies go. They remind me of the wafers. Probably the exact same thing. But I don’t eat much candy anymore. I’ve found that I’m more interested in creams, like Boston Creme Pie, tapioca pudding, etc. But I don’t eat a lot of that, because if I turn it into a habit, I'll balloon up and never be able to fit between the steel bar gates at the tire factory. And I like me the tire-selling side job I got going, thank you very much. Though now they’re going to roll (haha) out those new airless tires. Those might be harder to fit between the gates. So you can see this is a common problem.
Please help!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I am commiserating with you. I set myself on fire to understand your pain. I have to go now, the flesh is falling off my arms.
Tink “Cuddly Jr.”
Galoshenski
Public Relations Department.