2004sep20. Serious Toyz has one of the most annoying splash screens (seriously, mute your system) and some great old toys.
JUMPPING RABBIT MUST DESTROY YOUWood Doh by Play Doh. “Dries hard like REAL WOOD!” Feature, not a bug.
“President Reagan is on the line for you, sir.” “You tell that doddering old shit to just WAIT, I’m bringin’ in a 747 via ELECTRO-PHONO COMMUNICATIONS!” Also, bananas cost seventeen bucks each there, from what I remember during my layover.
Buying the White House, gleaming white plastic, eight presidents arguing with each other, etc etc. Write your own.
The hallowed Spunky Dogs also known as thee Spinning Pups.
