2004oct05. Mail.
The Tucson airport thing – Bomb dog alerts on vehicle near airport"
You can read that headline to mean there is an explosive dog at the airport, but instead it is an ordinary story about a bomb-sniffing dog that has smelled something on a vehicle at the airport.
Oh yeah, I forgot -- make sure to overreact to every little thing that happens. They havent even confirmed its a bomb and they've evacuated motels. This is like -- what was it – the exploding flashlight at LAX? Man, we got a snoot full of FOXnews during that scene, we were feeling ill for the rest of the day.

