2004nov22. Hot celebrity fashion trends for fall ‘04 include barrels with comical suspenders, cardboard boxes for shoes, and large diamonds jammed up your nostrils. “Barrels are so 1930,” one fashion reporter sniffed, accidentally sucking twin zirconiums into her nasal cavity.
It’s hard to figure out who to hate more in this article. I don’t mean hate, exactly. Loathe? Abhor? Loathe. Loathe is good.