2004nov12. World’s Largest Donut Wedding Cake. Okay, you know what, Krispy Kreme? You can cram it sideways. Hey, look, I’m making the world’s largest wedding cake comprised of cupcakes. Now I’m making one out of meatloaf. Wait ... wait ... it’s the world’s largest tortellini wedding cake. A donut wedding “cake” is for people too cheap to shell out some money for the most important part of the wedding. Cutting the cake, remember? And the face-cramming? Always delightful. Wait ... this just in ... now I’m stacking fishing magazines and broken lamps into a wedding cake configuration. It’s a world’s record!
