2004nov11. So Im concentrating intently on not doing anything online and theres this noise that sounds like a gigantic vacuum cleaner slowly approaching the house. Yesterday night the house was shaken by some weirdo distant unknown explosion-like reverberation, and I wasnt going to let this one get away. I raced out of the house and theres a blimp outside in the air. Of course its got this giant American flag graphic on it – it is an American flag in the shape of a blimp-shaped cigar – just in case I sit down for two seconds at any time and think to myself Am I in Sweden? So then I raced back inside to get the camera and came back out and of course it was in the same place and after I took the photo I thought, why?
Didnt everybody crap their pants in the sixties when Abbie Hoffman wore an American flag shirt?
what are you some unpatriotic commie why dont you shut upNo, its not that, its like, yeah, I like pancakes a whole lot, but you dont see me wearing a trucker cap with a big pancake on it, do you?
what now youre saying that pancakes are better than the united states of america you commieNo, its just that ... yes. Yes. Pancakes are better than The United States of America.

