2004mar06. I used to read Salon.com a lot. Now you have to sit through a full-page flash advertisement (once a day) to get any actual article youd like to read. First you click on a splash screen, then you watch the ad for a gaydar"-themed television series created by a rabid right-wing television station, and then you can enter Salon premium. Then you are released unto Salon.com proper (or maybe not – the last time I tried to do this, the flash ad kept repeating before it would get to the end), where among the five ads wrapped around the content, at least three of them are for the aforementioned Gaydar reality show (Im just assuming its a reality show. Thats all there is now, really). And really, its not like I sat around and watched the ad while it was playing. This is a computer Im on here, and Ive got nine kabillion windows open. You, my pathetic little flash advertisement, can sit in the background grinding away with whatever memecrap you think youre cramming into my headspace, but youre just little numbers spinning lazily in my taskbar. I only see the first frame of the ad, and the last, which, typically, are the exact same things that appear as static ads on the Salon.com content page. Your little robot talkie shill is completely ineffective and redundant. I dont go to Salon.com anymore, so now even the non-moving advertisements are no longer penetrating my soft, delicate/innocent eyeballs.
Salon.com is like the RealPlayer of media websites.

