2004feb18. Two pieces of spam. They’re starting to get closer to my normal inbox ravings.
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Hey bro,
What’s up? Did I tell you about the party I hit up the other day? It was doppee! I found this n e t s i t e that slings this stuff called sillyest. It’s like vighagra times ten. You don’t even need a script to get it either. I was like a rockstar for 2 days straight. It was even better than that time we went to the clubb in lake titicaca!
they had some sort of prommotioncommotion thing going on when i hooked some up, i think it’s still on sail too.
“A script to get it.”
YOU: “I would like some ‘Sillyest.’ I believe it is like Vighagra, but multiplied by a factor of ten.”DOCTOR (dramatically): “Sillyest? Oh, I don’t think I have any of that.”
[CAMERA SLOWLY PANS TO LOCKED CLOSET]
YOU: “But I want to be a rockstar for at least a couple of days straight. I am recalling the time a friend and I went to the Lake Titicaca Clubb. I was almost a rockstar then, perhaps for a day, day and a half. This would be better.”
DOCTOR (SFX: OPENS CLOSET): “Okay, you have followed the script. Luckily for you, it’s still on sail.”
YOU: “Ah. The prommotioncommotion.”
DOCTOR: “You can stop now.”