2004feb15. Classification.
The Site: cardhouse.com/I hate jokes. Jokes are what people say when they’re used to running their mouths all day and they've nothing left to say. You watch, the co-worker will jibber-jabber and then suddenly seize up and you see his eyes darting back and forth and he’s run out of conversational juice but he’s got a whole TANK of joke juice. “Hey, what do you call two people who are having sex? You call them the sex-havers.” Whatever. Back in the ole’ office days, I got used to responding with dead eyes and a robotic “oh.” It never worked, they just started rolling through their “routine.” “Wait, I just remembered, I have to go get a piece of paper from my desk and carry it around all day.” You can do the same thing in the construction industry, but it’s a piece of wood. Or an empty bucket. That’s my “the construction industry would seem dissimilar to office culture but you’d be surprised – it’s not” joke.
is categorized by N2H2 as:
Jokes
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is categorized by Cardhouse as:
Useless