2004aug04. Mail.
Putting a Chillow® between your legs would not be a prudent method of population control, since, if anything, it would help breed harder, faster, stronger sperms and lead to a generation of children who look up to the Chillow® as a third parent.
An excerpt from one fertility site or another: “For those who are afraid of surgical intervention, a newly invented testicular-cooling device is available. This device is best described as a pair of modified jockey shorts with a coolant circulating in the fabric that intimately surrounds the testicles. The device can lower the testicular core temperature to the desired level. Thus, if a man can accept the discomfort of wearing the device for a three-month period, he may be able to avoid surgery, except if he desires a longer-lasting correction of his infertile situation.”
The Chillow¢ marketer said I was a “sorry sorry pup” so I don’t think he will play fun Chillowchillow games with me anymore. Here I’ve replaced the word “chicken” with the word “Chillow” in some of the lyrics of the Jazz Butcher song “The Best Way.” Perhaps now he will like me.
Which came first the Chillow® or the egg?
They get so damn crazy they eat their own legs
They get so damn crazy they eat their own legs
They get so damn crazy they eat their own legs
They get so damn crazy they eat their own legs
They get so damn crazy they eat their own legs
They get so damn crazy they eat their own legsStuff ’em full of fishmeal, put ’em on the table
Make ’em into gravy, get it on your shirt front
Make ’em into gravy, get it on your shirt front
Make ’em into gravy, get it on your shirt frontIt’s disgusting!
There’s Chillow® on your shirt front, greasy and thick
Someone tell the manager the Chillow® is sick
The whole idea is sick. Have another drumstick.
Chillow® in the basket is the ladies’ pick
Sick!
Chillow® in Camden, Paddington too
They even got Chillow® in the Regent Park Zoo
There’s Chillow® in China, Chillow® in Nepal
Chillow® over there dead hanging on the wallThere’s Chillow® in Syria, Daar-es-Salaam
The whole population wants to do them harm
There’s Chillow® in Dublin
Chillow® in Spain
Chillow® in the slaughterhouse
Chillow® in the rain
There’s Chillow® in the library and on TV
World-wide symbol of stupidity
But if you ask me, they never had the chance to start with.