2004aug02. Mail from The Chillow® Marketer.
Again regarding Chillow® -
we are not a giant corporation ... .in fact, we are the entrepenuers that are actively creating the US economy for you to enjoy.
So it’s YOU guys! You’re the only ones keeping the economy afloat. You’re going to have to work a lot harder, we’re outsourcing the tech and service economies to Gambia.
Why does the United States have 10X the GNP of any country in the world? Because of people like us.
You should pat yourself on the back once in awhile. Your modesty is embarrassing to people like me. Also, are you sure the CIA doesn’t have anything to do with it?
and living in AZ you might understand the merits of a personal dry powerless cooling technology that can not only make you SUPER comfortable for sleeping, but also save you $$ by enabling you to turn down your a/c at night and be more comfortable??
I have the a/c on at night because my entire body is hot.
You oughta see what people say about Chillow®- it is an up and coming superstar, you wait and see. It (and SoothSoft® Comfort Technology) is going to change the world. It’s a new level of personal comfort.
Things can’t be superstars. I know you’ve been swimming in vats of marketing-speak for years, but trust me on this one. I personally think the era of superstars has ended, now that the number of media outlets has skyrocketed exponentially.
Also, the best that the Chillow can do is cool my head down as much as the a/c does. That’s not a “new level of personal comfort,” Eric. That’s a “familiar level” of personal comfort. A “new” level of personal comfort, for example, would be like those sleep numbers. I fell like a stack of bricks for that nonsense, you betcha. My sleep number is negative twenty-nine.
As far as changing the world, the Chillow is going to have to get in line behind the microwaveable potato chip rack, pantyhose, the Salad Shooter, the Salad Spinner, and those little plastic inserts that you used to put in the middle of 45 rpm records.
In a world of dwindling resources, exploding populations, global warming, etc. a powerless cooling and comfort technology makes sense to us.
Regarding your second point here ... let me get this straight – Chillow is a form of population control? Am I supposed to put one between my legs or something?
Anyway, best wishes,
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Good on ya, mate,
Jeff.