2004apr04. Vending machine. Rest area, somewhere Indiana.
The label for the candy oranges reads “ORANGE SLICES” and right above it in teeny-tiny print “TENDER” ... sell those sugar wedges, Universal Snacks. In small print at the bottom: “TASTEE TREATS” – no expense was spared to make the packaging as enticing as possible. I couldn’t see the back of the label, but I think it said something like “PLEASE TRY TO ENJOY THIS FOOD ITEM” and “THE SUGAR CONTAINED WITHIN THIS CANDY PRODUCT MAY BRIEFLY ELEVATE SEROTONIN LEVELS PRODUCING A SOMEWHAT PLEASANT FEELING” or “SUPPORT YOUR STATE: MOTHER INDIANA REQUIRES IMMEDIATE CONSUMPTION OF ALL UNIVERSAL SNACKS GOODS”