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2003oct27. Mail.

damn your eyes. we used to row around that lake taking pictures and generally having a relaxing good old time. now what do we have? the hudson river! ooooh, pcbs.

can I come work for you? even a pseudo-croupier job in arizona or wherever has to be better than no-job in nyc.

- Random Uncle

RANDOM UNCLE! Here’s an exciting math puzzle that is part of your interview process at Cardhouse Pseudo Croupiers Inc: As a theoretically moralistic CEO, I will make exactly seven times the amount I pay you. What amount should we each be paid so that our salaries are also the same? Hint: it ends with a zero. This reminds me of the resumés I would get for jobs at X Magazine back in the day.

Or we could buy a van together and roam the U.S., singing songs at the campfire and such. S'mores, Random Uncle. S'mores. I am ready for adventure. I welcome adventure! Have a seat, won’t you? Thirsty? Glass of lemonade, adventure?

Also, if anyone is driving from California to Arizona or thereabouts at the end of November, let me know. Don’t make me take Greyhound. Is there a website where you can look for this sort of thing? Greyhoundavoidance.com? Someone give me some VC money. VCs are supposed to be dropping the major coin this year, I thought.