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2003oct16. Grouphug.us. A place to confess. I mean, “Econfess.”

But the worst thing I ever did, I made this pot of fake puke at home and I brought it to the movies up on the balcony and I made this sound---hua-hua-huaaaaaaa---and I dumped the puke over the side. And, oh this is awful, everyone started getting sick, throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
I’ve heard about this phenomenon. You’re in a frolicking boat, someone pukes on you, you puke. There’s apparently a dividing line -- some people puke when puked on and some people don’t puke when puked on. I’m not sure if it’s situational, that is to say, that all people have the potential to puke if puked on – if not, I hope I’m on the right, non-puking side of the Puking Chain Reaction threshold. Perhaps there is a written test you can take? Epuke.com? Or maybe someone can just hurl some oatmeal onto my bare back while going “hua-hua-huaaaaaaa.” No freaks/long walks.