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2003oct15. So you go to this Master Builder interview. And then they set the 2000 bricks in front of you, and tell you you’re supposed to make, I don’t know, an octopus, in 45 minutes. So you snap like six different-colored bricks together randomly and stare at your creation like it’s Jesus Himself come down from the cross with a milkshake in one Hand and a packet of gold dubloons in the Second Hand and a delicious pie plus another milkshake in The Third. “Shitfire, that’s the best ock-dough-pus I’ve made today,” you say. “Shitfire.”