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2003oct11. Mail. Not my best work, I need to get out more.

I purchased a 24oz. package of Kettke Fresh Caramel for making caramel apples. The package says that microwave directions are on the back, but not so. I am sure that I have to mix milk with the caramel but don’t know the amount.

We do apologize for the lack of microwave instructions. For the best taste, we recommend mixing in approximately fifty-seven (57) gallons of milk per 24oz. package. We understand that typical consumer-grade microwaves are not large enough to mix up such a batch, this is why we recommend customers visit any of the following facilities to rent large industrial-grade microwaves:

- Plastics company
– Paint company
– Wormery
– Automobile manufacturer
- Farm animal prototyping facility
– OfficeMax

If you do not live near any of these selections, we also can visit customers with one of our several mobile microwave labs, which we humorously call a “Nukemobile.” Please let us know if this is your particular situation.

Tink Gloschmanno
Customer Relations