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“Oh man, dudes! I got the keys to mom’s car tonite! Let’s get all likkered
up and drive erratically!”
“Dude!”
“Dude, that is so choice! It
is a selection which I am prepared to make!”
“Wait a second, fellows.
Perhaps we should consider what would happen should we get into an alcohol-impaired
automobile accident.”
“Dude?"
“I have a copy of the groundbreaking
piece of software Fatal Reflections ®
installed on my personal computer. Let’s take digital photographs of each
of us and load them into one of six available ‘crash scenarios.’“
[later]
“Whoooaaaa, look at my gaping head wound!”
“Rotate it!”
“Dude, that
is so choice!”
[very special thanks to Carl Jr.]
