2003may14. The new-to-me Midwest local TV news trend is to have a male and a female anchor practically back to back in an above-the-waist shot during all news commercials as if they’re going to pull out guns and take on the world even though they’re going to talk about somebody’s dog winning the lottery and then going on life support or some shit.
This was the small thing that I decided to write about during my vacation. I really did drive through a tree.