2003jul26. The Olive Garden Rant. This stuff is so absolutely alien to me now, I forget that it gets under other people’s craw. I watch commercials on TV and when I’m not cringing with the finger on the “mute” button and looking anywhere but at the screen I sort them into yes/no bins according to whether or not I'll ever be remotely interested in buying the product and it’s all “no no no no no GOD NO no no WTF was that no no no” and of course there are so many ads everywhere it’s starting to feel like there are two realities, the reality of my life and the reality of What Is To Be Consumed. I am, apparently, no longer a target demographic, thank God.
