2003jan26. Nuke Iraq. That anyone is even thinking of this curdles the soul. Maybe they’ll accidentally bomb all of the depleted uranium. Not mentioned: Clinton flipped the “retaliatory only” nuke switch to “off” as part of his own compassionate term, so once war is declared (does that happen anymore?), it’s “green light” for horror.
“How the hell am I supposed to cap those oil wells, it’s radiation city out there!”
“Listen Red, it’s safe. Remember how we sent those soldiers into Hiroshima a few hours after the blast? Same thing. Here, take these magical gloves.”