2003jan24. National Pie Day. I have missed National Pie Day. I like the suggestions: “MAKE PIE” ... “pie heritage” ... “EAT MORE PIE” ... “DO PIE STUFF” ... I want to be on the American Pie Council. I could sit behind a large desk with twelve phones ringing at all times.
“Uh huh ... yes ... well, make more pies, then. More.”
“We have a crisis in pie sector seven-alpha-tango"
“GOOD LORD THE FROST PROBABILITIES FOR TEXAS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF!!!! GET SOME BLANKETS FOR THOSE PEACH TREES, SOLDIER!”
“Glomph glomph mmmphrrr"
“Look, you’re my secretary. I’m the president of the American Pie Council. There are no pies on my desk. You figure it out.”
“PIE!!!!”