2003apr12. God, I have a headache. I just booked five thousand travel segments. Anyway, from the end of April to the end of May, I'll be in Portland, New York City, Boston, and Detroit, which some call the “Motor” city. Mostly travelling by prison bus, it’s cheaper than flying but you have to travel in handcuffs so the other prisoners don’t know you’re not one of them. Then there’s another punchline, right after the previous sentence, it’s like taking the whole thing to a higher level. Which reminds me, I watched a ESL videotape entitled “Blasting Your Accent Away So You Talk Like Dumb Americans” or something like that – the tape was so sample worthy, I think I’m just going to copy the whole thing and put it in the permanent archive. It’s a gem.
The chicken tasted terrible the other day!Perhaps I'll come out with my own videotape. It'll be like “Roxanne’s Revenge” but ESL-style.The chicken tasted terrible the other day!
We give the bad chicken only to foreigners!That’s another thing. The instructor says “good” a few times after pausing a bit for the viewer to follow along. So I spoke really poorly and backward – he still said “good.” This tape is defective. This tape is defective!We give the bad chicken only to foreigners!
Good.