2003apr11. Imagine the worst-case scenario on how potential Hollywood scripts are evaluated. No, it’s much worse than that. Currently hot:
Pet Store is about a pet shop. All the animals talk, and there’s an evil cockatoo who hacks into the owner’s computer, somehow getting the store’s bank to foreclose. Now the animals are finding a way to fight back.Even better: the author has a property under development (the MIT vs. casinos story; note that that article and this one both have cheezo 80s Playboy fake posed (fake and posed) party photos that make me want to find the cameraman and kill).