2003apr01. Airplane lands in San Jose with probable SARS-infected passengers. Solution: leave it on the tarmac. Boy do I smell lawsuits, esp. if someone picks up SARS that hadnt had symptoms before the quarantine. Health officials are trying to determine what to do next. Wow. Way to have a plan.
2003apr02. Rent is due this month as well? [rolls eyes]
2003apr06. Screw Maximo, I just want to know more about those cute little hypodermic needles on the stage. Collect all six Maximo immunization cards! Yayyyyyyyy AAAAHHH!!! That name again: MAXIMO!
Pet Store is about a pet shop. All the animals talk, and theres an evil cockatoo who hacks into the owners computer, somehow getting the stores bank to foreclose. Now the animals are finding a way to fight back.Even better: the author has a property under development (the MIT vs. casinos story; note that that article and this one both have cheezo 80s Playboy fake posed (fake and posed) party photos that make me want to find the cameraman and kill).
2003apr12. God, I have a headache. I just booked five thousand travel segments. Anyway, from the end of April to the end of May, I'll be in Portland, New York City, Boston, and Detroit, which some call the Motor city. Mostly travelling by prison bus, its cheaper than flying but you have to travel in handcuffs so the other prisoners dont know youre not one of them. Then theres another punchline, right after the previous sentence, its like taking the whole thing to a higher level. Which reminds me, I watched a ESL videotape entitled Blasting Your Accent Away So You Talk Like Dumb Americans or something like that the tape was so sample worthy, I think Im just going to copy the whole thing and put it in the permanent archive. Its a gem.
The chicken tasted terrible the other day!Perhaps I'll come out with my own videotape. It'll be like Roxannes Revenge but ESL-style.
The chicken tasted terrible the other day!
We give the bad chicken only to foreigners!Thats another thing. The instructor says good a few times after pausing a bit for the viewer to follow along. So I spoke really poorly and backward he still said good. This tape is defective. This tape is defective!
We give the bad chicken only to foreigners!
The monkeys are at the stage now where they will be looking at pictures of their group mates and determining if they are their friends or foes.Ive been saying this for years - monkey reality shows are inevitable. Are you ready?
Chim Chim: I think the values that I bring to the tribe are intelligence, physical prowess, and picking nits. Right now its anybodys ballgame. [spooky music plays]
Like looking, appearance is man. But a basis is since it is a whale. A hair style is quite a sperm whale.
2003apr23. In the original gold rush, most of the gold unearthed by the miners eventually found its way to supply companies, bars, and prostitutes, yee-haw. Now you can watch the loot from the dot com rush parade by as its liquidated through one of the first dot coms of the new bubble, Auctiondrop. Drop your stuff off with us and we'll auction it on ebay!  idea  ...  profit!