2002oct23. From AskMen.com ... How To Be: Funny.
What always gets a rise out of the ladies is trying to sell things to strangers on the street, like selling your wallet to an old lady.That bit kills. “Excuse me, you senile, doddering old biddie – I would like to sell you my umbrella.” What woman could hold onto her pants after that delicious zinger?
Her: Do you know why we are in bed right now?
Him: I do not know why.
Her: It was because of the umbrella bit. The old woman, she was a stranger. And you tried to sell her something.
Him: Ah.
[SFX: Sex]