2002oct17. Nut mail III.
Even if the ice cream particulates/toppings start out soft, they are soon frozen by the ice cream, making them dangerously HARD! Like Ben and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey pints. There should be a note on the lid that says “Think this through: It sounds delicious, but the bananas aren’t soft. They are fronanas now. They will crack your teeth.” Same goes for chocolate chip cookie dough (chocolate chip cookie fro).
-- Holly
I’ve never had the Chunky Monkey Parts, probably because I’m not a big fan of frozen bananas. However, the frozen dough, and the frozen little chocolate/peanut butter cups? Those, I'll dig around, isolate, then eat. A frozen nut though – it’s already pretty tasteless, and if it’s frozen, it’s not going to melt/thaw in your mouth as the dough and the cup will. Also, the tooth crack text is a good idea – America loves disclaimers. Caution: This oven is hot when you’re using it, Do not use this toaster in a swimming pool, This truck will not make your penis bigger, Don’t jump out of this window, etc. [Special to “Greg” five to one]