2002nov01. I got telespammed by Hillary Clinton today. This is Hillary Clinton, with an urgent message ... YES, HILLARY, YES? IS IT ABOUT THE ELECTION? She wants me to vote for Gray Davis. She can go bash her own head in with a hammer. I dont know why she called, Im pretty sure I wrote that I was a member of the Surrealist Party when I gave my thumbprint to the DMV. There he goes again, with the thumbprinting ...

