2002may21. Cockeyed: McDonald’s “American Pie” apple pie tie-in. Mr. Eyed sent me a plastic placard kit to deface various local-area McDonald’s, but, umm, the placards didn’t fit. Yes, yes, that’s it, they didn’t fit. No, I dropped the ball because I am a lamer. On the other hand, the Cockeyed team refuses to race jury-rigged putt-putt heater meal boats with me, so I think we’re even on that score. [makes chicken noises, runs out of room]
