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2002dec04. Mail That Was Lost But Now It Is Found.

i used to be able to buy heide “private stock” jucyfruits at a k-mart in illinois- are they still available? jim

Yes. No.

Looking for a roll of candy wafers, round, with a heart stamped on top with a cute saying, called Love Hearts. Not conversation hearts.

I am looking for a briefcase full of cash stamped with a cute saying: “THIS IS YOURS.”

In your research, have you come across any of the parent companies for these candy cigarettes? I’m curious to find out if these candies were actually put out by the cigarette companies or by independent candy manufacturers.

Thanks.

This is the second email I’ve gotten about this. No. The candy companies put out candy cigarettes that looked like cigarettes with the blessing of the major cigarette manufacturers, or they did themselves “on the sly,” hoping (correctly) that they wouldn’t get sued. Or maybe they hadn’t even thought of that lawsuit angle. That’s how it was, back then. A lawless mélange of corporations and people, trying to do good in a world that really didn’t care. What?

I am currently taking a college class that wants me to examine and spruce up existing packaging of a product with a logo and name that are synoymous with each other. Living in Canada and able to purchase Popeye candy sticks I have done so. I read that they are not available in the US. Is that true? Also, do you know why they as well as other sticks like them are no longer called candy cigarettes? Is it due to the political corrected society we live in?

You can get package variants of Popeye candy “sticks” in the US. They are no longer called candy cigarettes because they don’t want to attract any attention to themselves. Shhhhh.

DEAD BEAT DAD! HAROLD WESLEY FALVEY,58,has a brother john,mothers name was thelma,last known to be in california,owes over 25,000 in back child support.any info please send. THANKS

Seems like you’ve got everything under control ... although – did you know? Harold enjoys the defunct musical band “INXS” and is pretty excited about that new fridge technology, the one with the loud noises inside that makes it cold instead of the freon or freon substitutes? Yeah.

Do you know why World Candies prints the weight of their packages as 8/16 oz.? That strikes me as weird, since 8/16 = 1/2. Perhaps the answer is Slovenia. Thanks.

1/2 also reduces to 0/1. In Slovenia.

Hi Mike The depth of your demented yet creative psyche cotinues to leave me speechless ... ..speechles I say.See you later. Glen

Right back at cha. Love, Mike.

i dont know why i am typing this.my fingers are numb and i cant feel my feet.it’s just to hard to get my foot up near the keyboard.i need to go to sleep.my friends say i should go to hell.given the choice ... ..goodnight.

And thus.

I want to order some Black Black Gum by Lotte. its Japanese. could you help??

No. Yes. No again.

hello jon,

i was looking around cardhouse in order to locate your correspondence with the nigerian bank account scammers. please consider setting up a correspondence section in the archives because your exchanges with various misguided parties are a real treat to read. if it’s on the site somewhere and i’ve missed it, please let me know.

best,
natalie

I don’t want them to find me. Actually, in reality, I find Cardhouse is much more fun when everything scrolls off the page and is gone forever. It creates a warm “immediacy” to the site. Do you feel the warm? Love, Jon.

You rhymes, while prodigious, are inherently flawed when compared to mine, as my rhymes have had congress with your moms.

But seriously.

I guess a lot of people went to see that Eminem movie. “I wonder how he'll rap his way out of this one?”

And finally, just where are the Fat Boys when we need them most?

This is one in which he raps and almost gets off the island. Also, from what I understand via their musical compositions, the Fat Boys are “back.” Lastly I only have one mom. Oooh, burn.

do you sell yugioh cards here

Yes. Under the Lotte Black Black gum, just a little to the left of the Love Hearts.

Re: My Rhymes Are Quite Possibly The Best Ever

Have you heard “M.C. Escher” by Momus? I’d send it to you, but it’s over 3Mb.

G

Under the Love Hearts, on the other side of the Yugioh cards.

In your web pages, you have a bowling game from “Marchon Family Games Power Alley Electronic Bowling™.”It’s priced at $99.99. Can you find a retailor for me so I can purchase it? There is no-one in the state of New Jersey that carry this game. I had one in the 80’s.

Sam Pisano

It’s ... [throwing up hands, running away]