2001oct05. Mail.
We are doing a Trade Show and need approx. 400 pieces of Bubble Gum cigars that are normally used for ‘it’s a boy – it’s a girl’ baby giveouts. Do you have any that say simply ‘congratulations’ or even without a message in a mixture of blue and pink. This is a strange request, but we would need them here by October 12th – thus, the urgency for your reply before I try and check with other vendors. Thank you, Nikki Hagan – NEC Technologies.
There is absolutely nothing on my website that gives any indication that I’m in the business of selling bubble gum cigars. No “shopping baskets,” no “customer service,” no “prices,” no “eight hundred number,” no “ordering page.”Maybe you need to take a break. I mean more like a “step back” or a sabbatical of some sort. Get some perspective, go on a road trip with no destination in mind, just cruise. Roll around the lower 48 like you just don’t care. Free your mind, and your buttocks will follow. That sort of action. I used to work, just like you. One time, the executive secretary said to me “I haven’t taken a vacation in five years.”Like she was proud of it. I was going to tell her she was nuts, but I figured, you know, she made her own life. I was fired less than a week later, but I think it was really for stealing the soft-drink machine. It was one of those really old ones, you know, where the sodas were all in bottles and you could read the cap to figure out what brand of soda-pop it was, but there was like a metal neck-clamp so you couldn’t take the bottle? I read somewhere that bad kids used to use bottle openers to open the bottles while they were still clamped – then they’d drink the soda with a straw, piss in the bottle and hammer the cap back on. Ain’t that a corker? Man, there ain’t NOTHING like living in America.