2001nov05. Totally Extreme Christmas Pops!!!!!111!1 This display was stationed at a local market. I have two observations: (1) every time I walk into a store, which is not that often, the only thing running constantly through my brain go something like this: “who’s buying all this shit? who in the hell is purchasing this [mentally gesturing to insane holiday-themed item]? Or this [gesturing]?” (2) The word “extreme” now officially means absolutely nothing. I’ve also made the belated discovery that the only place in Safeway, for example, that you’re going to find healthy, non-gimmicked food is in baby jars. It’s imperative for babies to eat healthy food, but after that, you’re on your own, pal.