2001mar09. Hello my friends. Hello. My name is Less Waters. I am the Running Toilet Person. Perhaps you have met my friend, the Savannah Sand Gnat.
TOILET AND GNAT!Catch us on Foxs hilarious sitcom, Toilet and Gnat, Unlikely/Pestilent Teenage Detectives, next Sunday at 8:30 Pacific time. It'll be a laugh riot.
TOILET AND GNAT!
FighhhhtinnggggGG for justice ...
ITS THE AMERICAN WAY! WAY WAY WAY!
Are we off? Were okay? Christ this thing is killing me. Get the HELL off me, Jim, your costume is shedding into my bowl.

