Dear Cardhouse Robot,

Thank you for your entry in the 1st North American [Name Of Product] Flugtag. We were overwhelmed by the response. Over 200 entries that ranged from crayon drawings to detailed CAD layouts. A group of 7 people wrangled over the entries for 10 hours to whittle it down to a precious 30.

Unfortunately, your entry was not included in that magic thirty. We are very sorry. But we’d still like you to come. And as an added perk, we’re going to publicly behead the 7 judges who dinged your work. So again, we’re sorry that you weren’t allowed to play our reindeer game this year. We can only hope a public spectacle of vengeful justice will somehow appease you.

Flugtag Ground Control