2001jul03. Scouting Songs. Includes “National Embalming School” and “Billboards”
“Smoke Coca-Cola Cigarettes – chew Wrigley’s Spearmint beer --In addition to all of this mirth, you'll notice that the brave and trustworthy scouts are often singing songs to an older melody – one that they’re probably not familiar with. What a loo-loo.
Kennel Ration Dog Food keeps your wife’s complexion clear;
Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar --
And Texaco’s the beauty cream that’s used by all the stars!”