Smoke Coca-Cola Cigarettes chew Wrigleys Spearmint beer --In addition to all of this mirth, you'll notice that the brave and trustworthy scouts are often singing songs to an older melody one that theyre probably not familiar with. What a loo-loo.
Kennel Ration Dog Food keeps your wifes complexion clear;
Simonize your baby with a Hersheys candy bar --
And Texacos the beauty cream thats used by all the stars!
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2001jul06. There has been a lot of talk lately about the resurgence of the pre-IPO-dot-com-slurry internet these days. I havent seen much of it myself. Until today. This document is clearly one of the most important scientific investigations taking place right now. It is a rather long download, but I think you will be pleasantly surprised at how relevant this information is to you and your life. Lastly, I have been concerned about a subset of the standard Cardhouse style weblog entries that seems to ramble on quite a bit about the link in question yet deliver no useful information about said link. In a bold and decisive attempt to keep this from occuring in the link that is now being presented, I am adding a note to the end of it indicating that this document tells you how to build a Gas Giant Bong. [Note: This document instructs the reader as to how to construct a Gas Giant Bong, that is to say, a bong created from a gas giant (like, say, Jupiter, a planet of the current solar system of which we (we of Earth) are a part)].
2001jul08. [Cardhouse] Tragically I have learned that thefinger.com is nolonger.com. Here is an article of mine which originally appeared there, entitled Toys n Services Mix Up.I hope you will enjoy it in a somber fashion befitting this grave situation.
2001jul10. Cardhouse apparently draws upon colonialist and authoritarian models of discovery, categorization, and exhibition to entertain Americans in a calculated attempt to control the strange and new. So does BoingBoing. I am sorry.
2001jul12. Mail. Translation by Botany 500.
Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren, Ihre zuckerfreien Ga Jol-Salzlakritzen sind die einzigen zuckerfreien Lakritzen, die auch wirklich gut schmecken und mir beim Abgewöhnen des Rauchens sehr geholfen haben. So an die 20 bis 30 Pakete pro Monat sind keine Seltenheit. Leider bekomme ich diese Lakritzen in Hamburg nur sehr schwer und in dem einzigen Geschäft, wo ich diese Lakritzen bis jetzt gekauft habe, werde diese nicht mehr bestellt
Ladies and Gentlemen, its sugar-free Ga Jol Salzlakritzen are the only sugar-free licorices, taste also really good and me with the Abgewöhnen smoking very much helped. Like that to the 20 to 30 packages per month is no rarity. Unfortunately I get these licorices in Hamburg only very heavily and in the only business where I bought these licorices up to now, one do not these no more order
2001jul14. There is a new television commercial for a piss-green-colored caffeinated sugar water product. It wholly consists of elements, styles, costumes, movements, and themes from the movie Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. It also includes on-screen captioning. At the end of the commercial, where the captions have been shown, the following disclaimer appears in even smaller type (sic): THIS ORIGINAL PRODUCTION HAS NO RELATIONSHIP TO ANY MOTION PICTURE.Is this supposed to (A) be ironic, and if so, why would anyone involved with Crouching ... go for it or (B) cover poor-corporate-decision ass? I only bring up (B) because there have already been numerous cases (going back the last 100 years) of corporations performing outright theft of current hot culture in a brazen attempt to bolster consumption. Also I figure its (B) because the whole selling with a wink-and-a-nudge-to-Gen-X thing is getting really old. So the question Im asking here is are the people who created this commercial idiots, or are they idiots?
2001jul14. I told a friend about a wonderful library sale in which I missed purchasing a vastly-underpriced 12-volume OED set by mere minutes, the implication being that this sort of thing would never again happen. Literally minutes later, she espied a smallish pamphlet advertising a library book sale that featured an OED set. It was priced at $275; too rich for my blood. But I did purchase a great wad of books, including Paul Therouxs Fresh Air Fiend. One chapter deals with a luxury train ride across the US via Uncommon Journeys. An edited version of this chapter appears in their review pages.
2001jul18. Mail (letter).
Dear Cardhouse Robot,
Thank you for your entry in the 1st North American [Name Of Product] Flugtag. We were overwhelmed by the response. Over 200 entries that ranged from crayon drawings to detailed CAD layouts. A group of 7 people wrangled over the entries for 10 hours to whittle it down to a precious 30.
Unfortunately, your entry was not included in that magic thirty. We are very sorry. But wed still like you to come. And as an added perk, were going to publicly behead the 7 judges who dinged your work. So again, were sorry that you werent allowed to play our reindeer game this year. We can only hope a public spectacle of vengeful justice will somehow appease you.
Flugtag Ground Control
Also, I am going to to a dot-com auction tomorrow. I would like to purchase a flat-panel LCD screen for seventeen dollars. Pray for me.
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2001jul25. Recreating Tijuana in your own home.
First, youre going to need the essential building blocks of Tijuana. They are as follows:Luckily we found a regular mini-mall crammed in the middle of the never-ending tourist section. The highlight of the trip was a simple metal corkscrew slide used to transport bread from the bakery (second floor) down to the first floor of the supermarket. If youre a bread, this is clearly the high point of your short bready life. Then, at lunch, the orchata came with hielo but it was made by a machine but where does the machine get the agua? So I passed but everything was fine.
One (1) pharmacy
Three (3) frat boys
One (1) stout guy jamming a hand filled with gold chains in your face
One (1) three-year-old pushing a cup into your leg
One (1) vendors table
One (1) souvenir gift shop
One (1) sad photo-op zebra
One (1) churro cart with wicked racing steering wheel dough extruder
Now, youre going to need at least five hundred full-length mirrors.
2001jul25. Went to San Diego Comic Con. I saw a unicorn carrying an electric guitar. Seventeen people dressed as Star Wars characters. Lou Ferrigno who for some reason was sharing a booth with a guy selling uncut Wacky Pack sheets. The guys from American Movie. Matt Groening. The Mr. Show guys. Yep. I didnt get a chance to attend the How Can We Improve the San Diego Comic Con panel, but if I had, my list of grievances would go a little like this:
1) Less Gene Simmons.
2) The panels are not long enough (1 hour) it takes 15 minutes for everyone to settle in, too many people on panels, etc.
3) I could pay two dollars for eight hot-dog buns at the supermarket, or I could pay three dollars for a pretzel from the California Pretzel Company created from these same hot-dog buns at the San Diego Comic Con. It brings to mind the phenomenon known as krab.This is the future of food in general. One hundred years from now, nobody will remember what food was supposed to look or taste like.
Ship floats past seal & icebergYes, master. [hits head with wooden plank]
Santa & reindeer float past house
Flatbed truck hauls huge orange
Presidentss arm sticks out of window & waves to crowd
Gold & silver coins fall from roulette to slots
Player slides into homeplate; fans
Statue of peeing boy floats across plaza