2001jan22. So I went to this overpriced chain Mexican restaurant the other day called “El Doritos” or something like that. I had the usual warm water experience - by that, I mean when I order a warm glass of water, the waitron unit looks at me like I’m from another planet. “You want ... what?” “Warm water. Room temperature. Tepid. No ice.” It’s actually better for your guts, turns out. It’s news to the waitron units. 70% of the time they bring out a nice cold glass of water with ice, 20% of the time they indicate there is no way they can fufill such an outlandish request (don’t believe me? try it). This time however, I got my warm water, but when it was brought over, the waitron unit was staring at it quizzically ...
“I don’t ... is it ... supposed to do that? What is ... it’s cloudy?"
“Those are air bubbles. It’s okay. Thanks.”