2001jan04. News: Man has bullet in head for 25 years. More importantly, the phrase Daschund Oktoberfest sure is primed for yuks-a-plenty; 30% of these yuks contain the word Weiner".
Conceptually, what I am looking for here are jokes that tie together the duality of the daschund being a long, somewhat hot-dog-shaped animal along with the fact that the historical Munich Oktoberfest is a place where over 200,000 pork sausage pairs (which are very similar to hot dogs as well) are consumed each year the German festival is held.
I am wondering if perhaps it could be suggested that the reason the Daschund Oktoberfest is being held is to enable visitors to actually eat a daschund in place of the traditional pork sausage pair. This is, potentially, where a rich vein of gastronomic/"pets-as-food japery lies.
Again, the weiner factor is mentioned.

