2001feb22. Lux Timer. Who writes the copy on this? “Great for hundreds of uses.”What, so if I use it one thousand times it will crap out on me? Because you better not be telling me that “hundreds of uses” means I can time boiling eggs and drag-strip races and etc. Also, the copywriter left out the most important part: THE ROCKET. It’s right there. It’s the handle. See it? Sometimes I’ve got my head in the noose and I look down at the counter and I see that little rocket and I know everything’s going to be all right.
