2001dec02. Mail.
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to introduce ourselves as one
of the leading distributors of cosmetics & foodstuffs to the Ethiopian market.
We are also known as one of the biggest importers in East Africa. We have
a very good experience of 20yrs and are representing many companies from
all over the world especially Europe and U.S.A.
We are presently very much interested in starting business relationships with you and would like to supply your “Chewing Gums” to the Ethiopian market.
Waiting for your
prompt reply.
Yours Sincerely,
Saleh M.
Thank you for your letter. Before considering new avenues of distribution, we require printed catalog samples. Please send to [address].Thank you.
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your email and sorry for such a late
reply.
We couldn’t understand what catalogs are you aksing for. We don’t have any catalogs as we are buyers.
Please clear this thing and send us your reply immediately.
You guys are buyers??? Dude, we’re buyers too!!! We’re like buyer buddies. Don’t you hate it when you’re like buying something, and it doesn’t come? Christ. But anyway, you’re buying all this stuff – surely you sell it, right? Lemme know what you sell, I might buy it – because -- if you remember from earlier – I’m a frickin’ buyer!! I’m totally into buying right now. People have been telling me to settle down and stop buying so much but there’s so much out there that needs to be bought. Like what kind of foodstuffs do you sell? Sometimes I sell dogfood, I don’t know if that would be called a “foodstuff.” I mean, for some people, maybe. Brrr. Couldn’t do it myself, rather just starve. I mean, they grind up the worst parts of cows to make that. And here’s the corker – they used to feed dead dogs and cats to cows! So it’s like this exciting cycle of chowing down that totally blows that “food chain” theory right out of the water. You could feed rhinos to mice! Man can do anything now, and it’s all because people want to buy stuff. That’s where we come in.Reply pending.