2001aug23. So I’m trying to avoid the TV commercials again today, and this ad comes on for Taco Bell’s exciting NEW reconfiguration of the only seven ingredients they keep in stock ... and there’s a lot of chef-like manuevers, knives cutting tomatoes, everything’s fresh, cutting board, parsley flying around, etc ... and I’m watching all of this and wondering why you never see the sour cream caulking gun in the commercials. Don’t they have a Bean+Emulsifier Caulking Gun as well? Anyway, that whole “truth in advertising” thing could really kick some ass here. “Mmmmm, the new delicious seventeen-layer Taco Bell El Rastadero ... individually hand-crafted by our master chefs ... [squirp sqlorp squirp]”
