2001apr27. The air near my bed smells like cake. Sure, at first, its a nice thing, but after awhile, its like living next-door to a candy factory you can smell it, but you cant have it. So your pleasant, happy cake thoughts (ahhh, cake!) turn rancid. Freaking cake air! If I smell one more *!&%# slice of cake, Im going to knife someone in the shoulder!
CAKE SMELLS LED TO VIOLENCE, SAY EXPERTS

