2000nov13. Ebay: Eskimo Pie packaging from 1927. “One Eskimo Pie has been found equivalent in food value to approximately one chicken sandwich, two boiled eggs, 6 oz. boiled potatoes or one pound of carrots. It can also restore a blind person’s sight, fight fires, and do your taxes. Let your children eat all the Eskimo Pies they want – it’s good for them, and for you, too – eventually you'll just be able to roll them anywhere you want, regardless of their whining. Vacuuming around the house is made easy with spherical children.”
