2000nov07. CARDHOUSE EXIT POLL UPDATE: So far, three people have claimed free Nader toast, as offered here a month prior. Let’s check the toteboard:
Bush 0%A strong showing for the Green Party candidate, Ralph Nader. But with the amount of absentee voting, the swing states, and massive voter fraud, the final results are still up in the air. Stay tuned.
Gore 0%
Nader 100%
Also: The Free Nader Toast Offer expires on November 9th, NOON P.S.T., because that’s when I’m making the toast and there will be no extra toast for tardy toast takers.