i’m from minnesota and it was damn cold today. i work as a server at a restaurant, and thought you might get a kick outta my table 61’s quote o’ the day:

“it’s colder than a warlock’s testicle in a brass jock strap.”

the only thing i could think of to say in reply was, ‘um, do you want some more diet coke, ma'am?’ ...

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