2000dec05. Because Im feeling all festive and shit, I thought Id compile an extensive list of the things I like about this holiday season. Take your time reading through it.
Those larger non-blinking multi-colored lightbulb strings that no one uses anymore because they like those wussy tiny white lightbulb strings.Also, dont forget to reflect on what this holiday season means to you and your loved ones. Perhaps you havent purchased enough for them and yourself? I saw the family next door to you the other day, coming back from the mall with a BOATLOAD of presents. Food for thought.

