1999oct29. The Foster Brothers! One makes a mean gumbo, the other one likes Ponzi schemes! One’s in jail, the other’s on the lam! The story has a bunch of stupid gumbo/criminal similes ... cringe through them, because the SOUP GETS REAL HOT around the last page of the article, when Patrick is revealed not to be your typical criminal, through a series of notes left in his apartment: “because I Patrick Foster am surrounded by a protected mist of invisibility and can’t be seen by any law enforcement officers or agents on the planet.”
