1999mar12. Wednesday! Things go better with Wednesday™.
Today I would like to look at the Cardhouse referrer logs. This a log file that tells me where people came from, what pages they used to get to a page here, or what web search terms lead them here. It is both amusing and distressing. Amusing in that people are idiots; distressing in that a lot of people are probably jumping to a Cardhouse page thinking it is something else entirely.
Is that such a bad thing?
I am glad you asked that. Yes. I am curious as to what is interesting to people. I am putting this up for my own benefit, so when I’m 70 and senile I can look at the website and say “I spent way too much time indoors” or even “MY LEGS! WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN LEGS!” But since these people are coming into Cardhouse on a “bad trip,” it is clear that they’re not getting anything out of the deal. I thought about changing the wording in each of the pages so people don’t end up finding them during searches, but as Doc has discovered, THAT doesn’t even work (see below).
I am going to stop typing and show you some of the search terms people are using. When you click on a term phrase, it will take you to the page they visited. Suckers.
This page will only be up for one day, since I don’t want those nasty web robots indexing THIS page, as remote as the chance might be. These are search phrases pointed at stuff I was involved with:
crime scene photos
lotta demand for this one
procter and gamble church of satan
Photographic Equip Supplies Retail In Georgia
Are there times
when it is approrpriate to lie or should we always tell the truth
what is this, magic 8-ball? REPLY HAZY
when do people dream
MY SOURCES SAY NO
nude breasts -fuck -puss -wet
-hard -hardcore -dick -lolita
you get what you deserve
It’s good that they were so specific, because they got EXACTLY what they were looking for. Doc actually went to some trouble to change some of the “sex” references in one of his web pages to “secks” and even now people are searching for “hard secks” because they can’t even SPELL THE WORD SEX and they’re getting to Doc’s page anyway ... “I NOW WHAT I WANT, MAN, GIVV ME THE HART SECKS!!!”
Sigh. It makes me want to just close up shop. But, like I mentioned yesterday, Mandy said I can’t leave.
Tomorrow (Thursday) I will have more pictures of Hell Notes. Or I will not, because I have to prepare for my trip. I like to put things off until the last minute, then not do them at all. Prospective employers are impressed by my commitment to leisure. “TWELVE WEEKS OFF? PEOPLE IN FRANCE DON’T EVEN GET TWELVE WEEKS OFF!” Sacre Bleu!