1999mar09. Mail.
I like cheese, as does everyone, and I was wondering if you could offer me any cheese, in exchange for one of my limbs (preferably my left leg, although I am open to offers). A nice slice of French Brie would go down well right about now I think, but please hurry with your response, as I have also contacted that well-known cheese-breeder and guy-who-loves-to-hold -severed-limbs Anthony Hopkins.
I do enjoy the cheese. But I do not have any cheese on me at the moment. I don’t really buy cheese, either, but I do buy products that have cheese on them. I don’t really look for products that specifically have cheese, per se, but it is not something I avoid, either. I also have no use for any of your limbs, so even if I did have cheese (and I do not), I would probably keep the cheese and not trade you for the limb. I haven’t had Brie in quite some time and I do agree that that would be a good cheese to have. Now.